What over-the-counter cream can I get for my ruptured penis gland?

Good evening sir,

Over the counter cream will unfortunately not be "hot" anymore. In fact, for a broken foreskin, you need to apply a cortisone cream every day as prescribed.

In other words, no over-the-counter cream will do as good a job as the cream you were prescribed.

Good evening,

Alexandre Chagnon, pharmacist